I can injure myself with anything

1)My injuries always happen with an object that is seemingly safe to the entire planet except myself.

2)They usually will happen to this same thumb.

3)They always happen when my husband is gone.

This thumb has been shut and locked in a car door, split open by a whisk and nearly amputated while trying to open a shampoo bottle. The list goes on and on. I always find it funny, my husband does not (this post is for him)

Now to todays injury. What was the object that made a nice flap in my thumb (drum roll)......an ice cream scoop LOL. Yes, an ice cream scoop. I was scooping and freezing 14 dozen balls of cookie dough and somehow managed to get injured.