I could be in the Guinness Book of World Records for taking the fastest shower.

Things are not always as perfect as they seem. Let me give you a little run down of my Monday morning. I was woken up at 5:30 am by the smell of hot old pee, obnoxious dinosaur noises and my eye lids being pulled open. I sleepily got the t.v on, milk in sippy cups and let the dogs out, hoping I could lay down for 30 more mins. After only five minutes, I was up, breaking up fights and making breakfast. Landon looked at me and asked why I'm getting chubby, told me I need to exercise and that my exercise video doesn't take very long. "why don't you exercise right now mom???" I sat on hold with the pediatrician for at least 15 mins before hanging up and deciding to try back after I took a shower (in case they told me to come right away). I jumped in the shower and started to wash my hair, wondering why I wasn't getting a lather until I realized that Lee had switched my shampoo and conditioner bottles. Then the BIG BANG!! Landon comes in to tell me that Brody tried to swing from my drapes like Tarzan and ripped everything out of the wall. Thats my Monday morning, beautiful right????? and I am still waiting on a call back from the pediatrician I left a message because I was tired of waiting